I’ve spent time living as a homeless man, walking and talking to people about Jesus Christ. These are some of my memoirs.

Rich Is Not Rich

Today I met Rich, a homeless man who is definitely not rich.

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Angel Made an Altar

There’s a homeless man who calls himself Angel, and he claims to be an actual for-reals angel from heaven. He also claims that I’m with Satan and I’m trying to deny an entire city of homeless people their due blessings.

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False Israel

The thing about false Israel was, he had demons. And for the longest time, I didn’t know what to call him, and I’m still not sure, because Israel was a liar, a thief and a murderer.

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Noah James

Noah James thought Noah was a girl’s name, and was thinking of going by James, but everyone called him Noah, so I called him Noah James.

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Gay Aldo

It’s about time that we had a talk about gay Aldo, and pigeons. This is an important topic for Christians to understand.

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King Kenny

Let me introduce you to Kenny, the King of England, and Lord help you if you encounter him strutting his stuff in bike shorts on the beach.

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Mississippi Delivered a Message

I preach to save souls, but I experienced an Ezekiel 3 moment a couple years ago that made that burden secondary (Eze 3:16-21).